The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
The Stigg
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
