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Television Jokes
Cameron Boyce
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
Game of Thrones season 8.
