Television jokes

Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.

It is now known as Optimus Prime.

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?

The Captain's Log.

How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.

What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."

What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.