Television jokes
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Family Guy funny moments.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!