Technology jokes
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Talk to me if you're online.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Memes
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!