Technology jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
Memes
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.