Technology jokes
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!