Technology jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
Memes
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
My favorite website.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays!