Technology jokes
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!