Technology jokes
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.