Technology jokes
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!