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Approached (DYM 100).
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
My PC.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
