Technology jokes
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.