Technology jokes
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y