A man bought a brand new iphone but returned it, why The apple was already bitten.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store? Because they have no Windows!
why dont shurches have wifi?
They cant compete with an invisible force that actuallyworks
whats the difference between Paul Walker and my computer
when my computer crashes i actually give a fuck
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma'm and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What's the difference between America and a flash drive? One is USA and the other is USB 😂😂😂
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk Over charge himself
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s***
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Why did techno die? They broke his bed
What is the butt’s favorite computer? The Tushiba
why did stephen hawking die?--- he tried to download a free version of windows
how did stephen hwaking died his wife needed to charge her iphone
How did Stevan hailing’s die?
His computer got a virus
Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.