(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to pc world for repairs.
How does in-mates keep in touch? They have cell phone.
Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Bob: Siri, call 666! *dialing noises* Bob: Hello? Bob's dad: Hi!
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
Steven Hawkins didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn't know jack.
how manny guun can ocpus held
9
1950: In the future there will be flying cars
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE”
I gave helen keller an oculus and airpods for her 12th birthday and she hated them and me.
man 2001 just called they want a tower back
Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly 💀
Emo: Phone die) Emo: Why not me ;(
the steven hawkings space telescope will be launched next year, apparently it will have four wheels and run off windows 7
I really like those 'driverless cars'. I saw loads of them last week, in the car park.
Why was the Computer late to work?
Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
