Technology jokes
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.