What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
