Technology jokes

My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??

Rollin' and Controllin'.

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!

I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.

I made an orphan website.

But it did not have a home page.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

Why do orphans love elevators?

They raise people!

A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.

What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.

Video games don't make people violent, lag does.