Technology jokes

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??

Rollin' and Controllin'.

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!

I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.

I made an orphan website.

But it did not have a home page.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

Why do orphans love elevators?

They raise people!

A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.

What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.