Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
