Technology jokes
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."