Technology jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
this is why we need to kill all of the birds because the birds are giving the government pictures for the cloning
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Talk to me if you're online.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)