wdid u know that stephon hawking deth was by accident because he pressed shut down instead of sleep mode
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
what do you call a nerd in space? a space nerd
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID
none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
Why does a robot malfunction when they get said? Becuase they have a break down
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW”
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
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There was once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off while the other one was always happy. This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine and you left me in here all night so I'm angry!" His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was litterally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap their has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
How did Stephen Hawking really die...his wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Becuase it's wheely wheely great!
how is stephen hawkins dead? his windows shit down
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
I think my penis has facial recognition
my grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support...
