Technology jokes

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Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He rolled away and his charger unplugged.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.

Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.

It's called "Unplugged!"

What did I do with the internet?

Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."

If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?

I made a website about orphans.

It didn’t have a homepage though.

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.

I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.