Technology

Technology jokes

Mum

Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.

Child

What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by children.

PC

What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.

Memes

Orphan

For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.

Doctor

Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."

Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"

Day

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

self-checkout

I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

People

Most people call it grave robbing...

I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.

Satellite

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Engineering

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

Orphan

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

Sex

My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.

Penaldo

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!