Technology jokes
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.