Technology jokes
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
Memes
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!