Technology jokes
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
Memes
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"