Technology jokes
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
Memes
ME!! EVERY DAY!!
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!