Technology jokes
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Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
Guys to wind the clock up?
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
It took Jesus 3 days to respond.
Worst lag ever!
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.