Technology jokes
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
Looks like he never charged up fully.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
Psyonix's OCE servers.
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.