Technology jokes
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.