Technology jokes
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
wtf is my fyp
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.