Technology jokes

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?

He became a navigator.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

You dream in 4K.

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.

How does a tree access the internet?

By logging in and branching out!

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have their parent's email.

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?

His wheelchair always backs him up.

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.