Technology jokes

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

"Alexa, open Kahoot!"

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"

The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.

Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have their parent's email.

You dream in 4K.

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.