Technology jokes
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.