Technology jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Memes
Me and my friend 2 hours ago
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".