Technology jokes
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.