Technology jokes
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.