Technology jokes

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.

Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have their parent's email.

You dream in 4K.

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

How does a tree access the internet?

By logging in and branching out!

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.

What did I do with the internet?

What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣

Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?

Because they need their parents to go pick it up.