Technology

Technology jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have their parent's email.

Phone

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Discord server

Knock knock.

Who's there? Discord server.

Discord server who?

This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

Memes

Devil

What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣

Orphan

Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?

Because they need their parents to go pick it up.

Orphan

Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?

Because it is the first one without a home button.

Computer

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

Orphan

How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.

Porn

What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we watch through.

Car

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.

Password

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".