Technology jokes

Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."

Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.

I would create an orphan website...

But you need a home page to do that.

(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷‍♀️

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

What's an orphan family photo called?

Selfie.

Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?

Computers don’t really have a specific religion.

What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.

What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?

"Log in."

I tried to make a website for orphans.

Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.

Charger: Yo, Phone.

Phone: Yeah?

Charger: Can I plug all in you?

Phone: Ayooo!

What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?

WD 5TB My Passport Portable External Hard Drive HDD, USB 2.0 Compatible, Black - WDBPKJ0050BBK-WESN

What is this website?

What phone do midgets use?

A MICROphone.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I don't know, go google it.

Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.

Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.

Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?

A. Nothing, they both die at ten.

Do you know who invented paper?

Cai Lun!

“RIP” Cai Lun.

org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.