There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Technology Jokes
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
