Technology jokes
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
Talk to me if you are online.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
WD 5TB My Passport Portable External Hard Drive HDD, USB 2.0 Compatible, Black - WDBPKJ0050BBK-WESN
What is this website?
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.