Technology jokes
What is this website?
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Memes
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!