Technology jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What is this website?
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
WD 5TB My Passport Portable External Hard Drive HDD, USB 2.0 Compatible, Black - WDBPKJ0050BBK-WESN
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.