Technology jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Talk to me if you are online.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!