Technology jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What is this website?
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"