Technology jokes
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
My PC.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
U die from robot bite.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.