Technology jokes
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Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Alya, do you have Discord?
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
When you still there?
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.