Technology jokes
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
My PC.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.