Technology jokes
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
My PC.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.