Technology jokes
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What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Memes
Fuck teslas
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
"Room, you on."
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.