Technology jokes
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
Approached (DYM 100).
Google search = 3.141592...
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Ariana-Chat now!
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.