Technology jokes
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
When you still there?
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
Memes
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
So 666-3629, so get it?
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.