Technology jokes
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Memes
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
My PC.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.
Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!
Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texted Oerien last night around 2:00 AM?
Jalie: NO, I NEVER DID THAT!
Karien: Jalie, stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.