Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
Technology Jokes
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
My PC.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.
Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!
Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texted Oerien last night around 2:00 AM?
Jalie: NO, I NEVER DID THAT!
Karien: Jalie, stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
