Technology jokes
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Memes
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
When you still there?
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Alya, do you have Discord?
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.