Technology jokes

Two wind turbines are standing in a field.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."

"Room, you on."

Facial detection? More like racial detection.

What happened when the fire used Tinder?

He luckily got a lot of matches.

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.

Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣

Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?

Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.

I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof.

Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.

During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!

Hehe

When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.

For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?

He blacks out.

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

Redmi

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?

Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.

Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!

Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete

Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.