Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the word "home." See, old iPhones had a home button. New ones don't. And orphans don't have a home, ya dig? You probably don't, because you're so dumb. But that's what's up, my dude.