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Technology Jokes
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers donβt really have a specific religion.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
Whatβs Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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What is this website?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
