Technology jokes

Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.

Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.

What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?

F5

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

What type of clock is both cringe and an app?

TikTok.

What happened when the fire used Tinder?

He luckily got a lot of matches.

What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.

Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.

What is your name in my phone?

I love your house. I have been in your art for.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.

About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."

Mom asked, "Why?"

Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."

My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.

Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.

I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.

I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"

Comment down below, does your grandma do this?

Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.

Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!

Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texted Oerien last night around 2:00 AM?

Jalie: NO, I NEVER DID THAT!

Karien: Jalie, stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.

Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.

If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”

I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com