Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Technology Jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Anybody home? :)
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I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
My favorite website.
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
