Technology jokes
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Gaming with the gaming controller.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?