My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Psyonix's OCE servers.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
