Technology jokes

Most annoying thing...

When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...

What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?

"Windows Shut Down."

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because there was a power cut.

How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.

One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?

She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.

How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.

What do you call a creepy IT teacher?

A PDF file.

There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.

I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com

Flip 1134 over on a calculator.

Happy holidays!

What do you call a midget that waves at you?

A microwave.

1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."

2019: The flying cars future.

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.

Why did Steven Hawkins die?

Because he got a virus.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

His computer got a virus.

I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.