Technology jokes
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Gaming with the gaming controller.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."