Technology jokes
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
My favorite website.
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.
Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.
Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.
Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
What do cows listen to on headphones?
moo-sic.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.