Technology jokes
Sell PC.
Go to Croatia.
Try to fly to the US to meet female.
US won't let me in.
End up in Norway.
Female leaves me.
Female gets arrested by feds.
Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.
Just another day in the defib life.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Anybody home? :)
XEvil 4.0: revolution in automatic CAPTCHA solution.
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I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!