Technology jokes
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.