Technology jokes
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What is this website?
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
If I die, delete my search history.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."