Technology jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What is this website?
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
If I die, delete my search history.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.