Technology jokes
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What is this website?
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
If I die, delete my search history.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.