Technology

Technology jokes

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

I made this one up myself just now.

Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.

What is an orphan's first phone?

An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?

It has no home button :D

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?

They both go "Ping" when they are done.

Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.