Technology jokes
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Google search = 3.141592...
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Google is butt.