New Technology Jokes - Page 40

What's an orphan's favorite website?

It has a homepage.

Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!

Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!

Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘

Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!

Tanner: Fuck off.

Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?

Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?

Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?

Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!

Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.

Ha: Yes, you're right.

Zre: Ok.

Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.

Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.

Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

Approached (DYM 100).

WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!

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What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?

My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.

I was at my grandpa's this weekend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes, and when I sent them, my grandpa's phone went off, so he went on his phone, then my girlfriend replied.