Technology jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Google search = 3.141592...
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Google is butt.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees, and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing.
They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing, then his friend calls and he is groaning. He said he was having cramps, so the husband tells the doctor, "Doc, turn it up to 40%!" So he does, and his friend throws up, so he said, "Doc, turn it up to 100%!" and his friend dies.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.