For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
He's not really dead, his update failed.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
What will Donald trump build in our devices? - A firewall
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
How does Stephen hawking charge his computer how does Stephen hawking have sex keyboard sex
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
A man bought a brand new iphone but returned it, why The apple was already bitten.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer but then I realized I do that myself."
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
