Why do japenees people hate I phones because there scared that American air drop will fall on it
What do phones and orphans have in common? They selfie. (Its because they don't have parents)
What is Stephen Hawkings favorite place in fortnite the reboot van
What’s Elon musk JR favorite food?
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Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
So my kid every time I walk in the door he shuts his laptop so i check his history It was good but my wife checked mine and she didn't say the same the words I head was get out.
Why don't orphans have phones? Because they have home button's.
U die from robot bite
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000
what's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
i don't know I have both
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
Me: Hey, do you wanna here a joke. Friend: Sure. Me: Why don't churches have WiFi? Friend: Why? Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
