Technology

Technology Jokes

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

ENTER PASSWORD.

WRONG.

WRONG.

WRONG.

WRONG.

WRONG.

WRONG.

RESET PASSWORD.

NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.

Sets fire to computer.