Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Whats the difference between mark zuckerburg and a lizard
There is no difference
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is okay to use the new device. The couple agrees, and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
where do u take Stephen hawking when he dies
the apple repair store
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
How did Stephen hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time
Why did the blondie put her ipad in the blender: to make apple juice.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store? Because they have no Windows!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
