Technology jokes
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! š”
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didnāt tell me via email.
I made a website about orphans.
It didnāt have a homepage though.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. š
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.