Technology jokes
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.