Technology jokes
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
The first time you have a new phone, you have a different one. You can change your phone to a new phone, but it doesn’t change the phone, it’s just different. I think it will work. I just think it would look good, and then it would work, but you don’t know if it’s the right thing for the new one. You just know it’s the wrong. It’s a bad phone. It’s a new thing. It’s the same for different every day, but it doesn’t look, and I think so it’s not a good, but it works, so it’s different, so it’s different for the new phone, and it doesn’t have to work on it. It doesn’t matter to the same for you know it’s just the one but it doesn’t have the one that I can do a lot better and I can just use my new one, but it is not that the new iPhone, so you have the one that’s the other is that I have the same thing and it’s the same phone, but I have to get the new iPhone. I just want it and then you have a good and it’s a different number so it’s just like so it’s just one, but you know it’s not like I have the new iPhone so you know it’s just one so it’s a little more than just the one and it will get the new phone so it’s just easier and cheaper for the money but it won’t cost much more to pay off your car than to get the phone for the next two weeks weeks or even two years to to have the car car fixed so it’s easier and quicker and I will be happy I’m happy happy I’m so excited excited thank y all and I will talk soon and have you have an update as to the results soon thank ya again so far hope all goes all are good hope to be in your class today love and have you been in your dreams hope all your day too bye.