Technology jokes
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.