Technology jokes
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.