Apple created the iphone x for orphans because they dont have a home.
Why did techno die? They broke his bed
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly 💀
Why dont communists like Microsoft? Because its Minecraft instead of ourcraft
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Why was Stephen hawking always like this 🫠
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
I like my women like I like my traction control disabled.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working. They had to call an archeologist.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
