Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
I left my Avatar at home today.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
why shouldnt orphans get a phone?
they would get stuck in a app because they cant find the home button
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
