Technology

Technology jokes

The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.

I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?

One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

Me: I been up all night, no sleep--

The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.

Me: stfu! I’m just singing!

Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!

Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!

Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.