Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
What's the difference between a women and a washing machine? The washing machine doesnt follow you after you put a load in it.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad? You turn off the WiFi router
Why did the orphan get an iphonX cause theirs no home button
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s***
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard
I named my Ipod Titanic, it's syncing now
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn't know jack.
A orphan went up to nicolas tesla and asked to travel in time he then saw his parents put him in a building saying you now live here!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
how manny guun can ocpus held
9
