Team jokes
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
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How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.