Team jokes

In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.

Why is England's team unfair in chess?

Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

I work at a movie studio.

Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.

The team:

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.

What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?

It’s a bumper team.

The Philthydelphia Eagles.

That's it. That's the joke.

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

...Steve Kerr’s team.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?

She was standing way too close to the dancers.

(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...

Robbie: It's been raining???

Ty: Yeah!

Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

He doesn’t know where home is.

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.

So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D