Team jokes
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Hollow Knight Meme
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D