Team jokes
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.