Team jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.