Team

Team jokes

Mama

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

Chess

Why is England's team unfair in chess?

Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.

Law

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

Memes

Fortnite

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Cunt

There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.

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  • Football

    So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

    Plane Crash

    You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

    Ballerina

    Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?

    She was standing way too close to the dancers.

    Excuse

    (On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...

    Robbie: It's been raining???

    Ty: Yeah!

    Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!

    Win

    "Chelsea is the most consistent team.

    One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

    If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

    Basketball

    There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

    ...Steve Kerr’s team.

    Base

    The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...

    Friend

    My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.

    So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D