Team jokes
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.