Team jokes

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?

Suicide Squad.

What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!

Why can't orphans sign up for sports?

They have to have a parent's signature.

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"

Why are there no women in the NFL?

Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?

A donation team.

How do baseballs communicate?

They touch base!

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Why do people play soccer?

Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.

My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.

The Philthydelphia Eagles.

That's it. That's the joke.

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?

It’s a bumper team.

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

...Steve Kerr’s team.