What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast? A donation team.
Yo mama so fat that the avengers team had to snap five times and say oh my God
I work at a movie studio
Unfortunately the team I was working with was useless
The team:
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagans Fifa team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan
why is england's team unfair in chess? because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9
What is a Fortnite players favorite football team : The rabbit raiders LOLO”OO LMAO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LMAO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 bulls or 2017 warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team
"Chelsea is the most consistent team. One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October it's just like menstrual cycle. If they don't win in November, judt know that they're pregnant." 😅
What happenes if a boy bumps into a dog
It’s a bumper team
so nfl teams were playing football on me and then justin jefferson hit some thing called the gritty on me
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating but it went to far on September 7th, 2011 when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well we musnt forget that it’s been raining so... Robbie: It’s been raining??? Ty: Yeah! Robbie: Are you being serious??? It’s raining for both teams!
I was going to join the debating team
...but someone talked me out of it.
You know the twin towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team instead they just met the jets.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
China should be a baseball team
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball. receiving golden showers from other black team mates.
Why did jesus not win any stanley cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them saying "God will surely save me."
The medical team tries to help him but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B**** I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
