I work at a movie studio
Unfortunately the team I was working with was useless
The team:
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 bulls or 2017 warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team
What is a Fortnite players favorite football team : The rabbit raiders LOLO”OO LMAO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LMAO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
why is england's team unfair in chess? because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9
What happenes if a boy bumps into a dog
It’s a bumper team
so nfl teams were playing football on me and then justin jefferson hit some thing called the gritty on me
"Chelsea is the most consistent team. One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October it's just like menstrual cycle. If they don't win in November, judt know that they're pregnant." 😅
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Why cant orphans play baseball? because they don't know where home is.....
Why can’t an orphan play base ball??? He doesn’t know where home is
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
Girl: hi(flirt) Boy: hi?(reluctant) Girl: im a cheerleader captain, im also single.(flirt) Boy 2: exuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!" Soldier: "Let's clear the field!" Officer: "Ok!" *silence*
*explosion*
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
China should be a baseball team
You know the twin towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team instead they just met the jets.
My cousin really loves baseball He always Brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors
why does adam go hockey you might ask? in my opinion he shouldnt go cus he is bad but he needs the armour to protect him self from his own STEP-DAD
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium???
'Cuz' he made his home run
