Team jokes
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't ever find home.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.