Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunken Donuts was a basketball team.
Tim and Tom where at work Tim say I sick of this I going to act like a idot to get sent home so Tim was on the roof saying I am a light bulb the boss walk in and say Tim go home your acting like a dick the the say Tom why you packing up for he says I can't work in the fucking dark can I
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet
Oh wait I forgot
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their teams bench.
After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
Your mom is so dumb, that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team? Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo Mama is so STUPID she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal Rams
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
your mum is so fat she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
What has 4 legs and two gloves
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Y did the csi team have to go to the purple rain shoot? ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤bc they had to dust for prince hahaha
Your mom is so fat that she mains heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!!1!!
