Team jokes
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.