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Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team? He kept getting nailed to the boards
why cant orphans sign up for sports? they have to have a parent signature
So an orphan played for a football team. and the coach said your parents must be proud of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's Passing!
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team? A school shooter
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why don’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t get a home run
Tim and Tom where at work Tim say I sick of this I going to act like a idot to get sent home so Tim was on the roof saying I am a light bulb the boss walk in and say Tim go home your acting like a dick the the say Tom why you packing up for he says I can't work in the fucking dark can I
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My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast? A donation team.
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What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center? They both fall I'm September.
Why do people play soccer
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent
I was going to join the debating team
...but someone talked me out of it.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well we musnt forget that it’s been raining so... Robbie: It’s been raining??? Ty: Yeah! Robbie: Are you being serious??? It’s raining for both teams!
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagans Fifa team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating but it went to far on September 7th, 2011 when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
