Team jokes
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
What is baseball?
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.