Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted by a child's whisper, "Hello."
"Is your Mummy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with her?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with him?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anyone else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to the ambulancemen and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter."
Alarmed, confused, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle..."Me!"
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Yo Mama is so STUPID she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal Rams
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
