Team jokes
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
Cleveland Browns
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.