Tea jokes
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 馃拃
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn鈥檛 explode."馃槑
I hate you鈥攊f you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
Liam Gallagher went into a caf茅 for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."