Woman: I want coffee, black Cop: *takes out gun* WHERE?!
Why did the coffee file a police report??
- because it got mugged
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink?
Depresso espresso
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee. Black and bitter.
what do you call a sad coffee??????
Despresso
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
What is a cannibals favorite drink? Coffee
I like my women like i like my coffee nice fresh and dead
people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee
regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist
Me: I'm depressed so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain
I aced my poker test...
my teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffee-n...
do you get my puns... no, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
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