Tea

Tea Jokes

Road

To make tea, road, road, road, road.

Case.

The space of space, Der der.

The chosen week was chosen.

Object.

Der mezzer lakes.

Context

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

Tequila

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.

Cup

Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.

Bingo

After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.

During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."

Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"

Ocean

Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." ๐Ÿ’€

British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didnโ€™t explode."๐Ÿ˜Ž

Surgeon

My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"

He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.

Clay

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Tea Party

Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:

"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"

Kid

Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Memory

In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.

OnlyFans

OnlyFans, but itโ€™s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.

Only Cans.

Queen

Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?

Because she ran out of immortali-tea.

Misfortune

My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.

(Again, credits to my really funny friend)