How much context pecker? You Press context categoria, go discord Drink tea with friend game night
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality.
I may not be your cup tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot if tequila
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
feeling stressed? have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
After having a win at bingo Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea..... During the meal her daughter asked her mum what it was to which she replied with a little smile...'Its what I call your father'... Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin 'Oh My God Dont eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgent coming in tomorrow im super excited to work with him the next day we had to do our first ever open hart surgery so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient so we finished the surgery and went out side for a smoke and we were talking I said why did you keep the patients blood on your glove? He replied we in my free time I test it for anything diseases HIV the next day I got invited to his house and we had some drinks I said this is amazing red tea what is in it just the 2000 people you have cut opened .
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
next time u see a Brit, go up to them and say:
Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston'
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? tea-hee-hee
England: no towers? America: no queen? England: Remember 1812? America: no tea?
what type of tea is hard to swallow?
reality.
OnlyFans but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea. Only Cans
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devestated with no glee
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
