Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea, his eye hurts. The doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink. When he finished, the doctor told him: "From now on, take off the spoon."
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
