I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Taste Jokes
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.