Taste jokes

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

A: This rice is very delicious!

B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

What's a hamburger's favorite color?

Burgundy.

I like pepper.

When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.

Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.

Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.

How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.

What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.

Billy Bob like pineapple.