Taste jokes

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

A: This rice is very delicious!

B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

I like pepper.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.

What's a hamburger's favorite color?

Burgundy.

When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"

Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.

Poop is yummy, fuck!

Billy Bob like pineapple.

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.

Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.

What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.