Taste jokes
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
I like pepper.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Poop is yummy, fuck!