Taste Jokes

Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.

Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔

The image shows a split comparison between vegan food in America and vegan food in India. On the top left are two 'wojak' figures next to two burgers labeled 'vegan'. The text reads: 'Here's a vegan meal that tastes like meat using the power of chemicals and preservatives.' On the top right the figure is shocked and says, 'WOW, it tastes like just like meat, and no animals where harmed!' On the bottom left are two turban-wearing characters next to two bowls of what appears to be Indian curry. The text reads: 'Using the powers of spices and herbs, we made this meal taste great, even with out the use of meat.' On the bottom right is another turban-wearing character that says, 'Thank you for this meal'.

Poop is yummy, fuck!

How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.

Billy Bob like pineapple.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.

First bite: Oh my God!

Second bite: Oh my, God!

Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."

Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.

As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.

Then one stops and asks his companion:

"Does this taste funny to you?"