Taste Jokes

Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!

What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?

Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?

A: He thought they tasted funny.

In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.

Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.

Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.

Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.

Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.

But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.

Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.

So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.

In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.

The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.

The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.

The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.

So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.

A chart titled 'Urine Color Chart'. It shows different shades of urine color, numbered 1 through 8, from very pale yellow to dark amber. Next to each color, in a separate column, is the word 'Yes'. There is a red line between color number 3 and 4 with the text 'Entering Flavor Town'.

Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.

What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

I like wine how I like my woman.

4 year old locked in a basement.

Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?

A: Because it tasted like shit.

My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.

If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.

What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good

Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.