What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
What’s worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Billy Bob like pineapple.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
