300+ Best Taste Jokes - Page 17 - Worst Jokes Ever

Neighbor

Anonymous · 3 years ago

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Infidelity

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A meme featuring a couple lying in bed. The woman is thinking that her partner is clueless about her infidelity with his best friend. The man wonders why she tastes like Steve's dick.

Bullet

Wade · 2 years ago

BULLETS OF VENGEANCE

A comic book style image shows Moon Knight, wearing a white mask and suit with a black vest and ammo belt, holding two rifles. There is a speech bubble above him that reads, "Taste the bullets of vengeance! Way cooler than whatever bullets Punisher uses." The background has splatters of red blood or paint.

Confusion

GG Miller · 3 years ago

this meme had me thinking

A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'

Friend

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

A woman smiles as if listening to something on her phone. The text reads: "When your friend makes a mean joke but you love it cause you're also evil."

Pit

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A picture of a green pit in a yard. The text states that the person dumped a bunch of stuff in the pit.

Cow

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

Mr Krabs

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.

Retirement

United Kingdom UK · 1 year ago

A large cardboard display of a Coca-Cola bottle in a store aisle. The bottle has a label that says "Share a Coca-Cola with Original Taste Amir". Text overlaid on the image reads "Bro retired from all the Mars delivers 🙏😭🙏😭".

Fashion

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black shoe is covered in white liquid. Text above the shoe reads, "Should I cop?"

Pineapple

blach66 · 3 years ago

A three-panel image shows a speed dating scenario. In the first panel, a man asks a woman: "Do you like pineapple on pizza?" The second panel shows the woman saying: "It's OK." In the third panel, the man says: "I don't think we should see each other any more."

Woman

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A close-up image of Miss Piggy from The Muppets on a stage with a red curtain background. Text above her reads, 'Why do you love being a woman?' Text below her reads, 'Women are like bacon. They smell good, They taste good, and they will kill you slowly.'

Music

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo of a man in a suit looking serious. Above him, a small, chaotic black and white graphic and the text "You listen to". Below him, a larger, also chaotic black and white graphic and the text "I listen to". Below, the text "We are not the same."

Rap

RapBoat · 2 years ago

Imagine disliking RAP, the greatest genre of music this world has ever seen

A view from the driver's seat of a car traveling on a highway during sunset.

Metal

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A list titled "music taste" ranks different music genres from really obscure indie shit at number 1, through metal and/or dubstep, sea shanties, lofi, airhorn covers, 100 gecs, vocaloid, smooth jazz to classical at number 9.

Community talk

Orlaith

I taste blood in my mouth and throat 😭

Orlaith

YALL HELP SOMETIMES MY MOUTH LIKE TASTES LIKE REALLY LIKE ER KINDA LIKE DISH SOAP MIXED WITH CLEANING CHEMICALS AND SOMETIMES TASTE LIKE WEED AND NOW ON MY LIKE JAW LIKE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF MY CHIN UNDER MY JAW IDK THERES lIKE A BIG BUMP UNDER MY SKIN IG IDK BUT IT HURTS

Orlaith

What I gotta do to find a sub who down to choke me? Tie me up and hold me down and get a little dirty Haven't tasted boujee spit since homie hit on Thursday I'll be there in 30 'cause a bitch is getting thirsty