Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
what did the egg say to the other egg? Nothing, they cant talk
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.
