Talk Jokes

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here". The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"

If u r talking to Indian and noticed a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what u said... They r recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

what did the egg say to the other egg? Nothing, they cant talk

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im really bored and idk wut up with prince he isnt talking to me. and freshfry y u so mean now??

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talk about in this website

What did the talking rope say to the man? Just hang in there

why should you never talk to pie at a party? bc it goes on forever

It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death

Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.

when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;

guy talking to an Indian therapist

he had a red dot and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said

"I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle"

A boxer talks with his fists. Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.

two terrorists walk into a bar and the bartender says what can i get you the terrorists both say a beer the baretender overhears them talking that they will 300 people and a donkey the baretender says why a donkey and one terrorist says c i told you no one would care about the people