Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
What does a sponge do? It talks to Patrick.
I was going to join the debating team
...but someone talked me out of it.
Q) Why did the uncle slept with his own nephew
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about donald trump ever single week end
the went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Talk to me if you are online.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
what did stephen hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter, beep boop beep beep boop.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK Steve: who’s there? Villager: I’m not talking anymore Steve: I’m not talking anymore who?
Stephen hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people😳😳😳😳😳😳what did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy
u wanna talk ALYA and jk master?
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow do you kiss your mom with that mouth? Peter: Jokes on you I don't have a mom. Tony: * having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter we talked about this!!!
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes! Type here so we can talk about it.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other "What do you think about that mad cow disease". The other replies "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole.".
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy? A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
I was in math class and we were learning geometry. My teacher said PENTAGON then all of a sudden PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my education 🤬 !
