Talk jokes
Let's talk.
"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
Bored come talk v rah.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!