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Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Last night I had sex and she said stop talking about shit omg and I made her scream so loud she said her balls Hurt...
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. đ Now theyâre searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like theyâre in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. Theyâre probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they arenât searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
One day i visited my friend in a hospital I remember when i spoke "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but i know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight" Yes, i talked about heart monitor beside him
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said but seriously talk to me.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. đ¤Ł
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
STEVEN HAWKIN KOBI TALKING
What Do you call a phone that talk
A reader in a leader
Me talks to an orphan: hey I have a joke Orphan: go on then Me: your family tree
A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar. These two have been great friends for over 20 years...play golf together...and meet every Tuesday at a classy bar for a glass of wine...talk about golf...good wine and spiritual matters. One day while at the bar enjoying a glass of merlot, the Rabbi raises his glass of wine and says to his long time friend.."brother, do you believe Jesus turned water into wine?"...the Priest thinks for a moment and raises his glass of wine and replies..."yes brother, I do believe Jesus turned water into wine...but don't get excited...since Jesus was Jewish, the wine was probably Manischewitz "
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I canât get it to shut up.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What do orphans have in common with mute children
They can't talk to there parents
My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.
