Sweet jokes
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer…
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
That's caketasic!
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."