What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
At a date:
He: "I work with animals every day."
Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"
He: "I'm a butcher."
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
