Sweet jokes

My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.

Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?

So it could have sweet dreams.

What is your true crush?

A soda crush.

Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?

Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?

Tyler: Pineapple

Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.

Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?

Frankie: Right now.

Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?

Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.

Tyler: I thought you never asked.

What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?

He's got some "sweet" moves!

What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.

At a date:

He: "I work with animals every day."

Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"

He: "I'm a butcher."

Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baa.