Sweet Jokes

What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.

At a date:

He: "I work with animals every day."

Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"

He: "I'm a butcher."

Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baa.