Sweet jokes
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!" SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?" HE: "I’m a butcher." SHE: "Perfect! I work with humans, I just kill them by cutting them up!"
HE: "So it's you in the newspaper?" SHE: "Yes, it was, wanna be next?" HE: "No!"
So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow.
I woke up and my pillow was gone.
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."