What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
Sometimes I wish my gf was here, that way we could have some fun in my bed. Then I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
