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House

A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"

Emo

When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.

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    • What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?

    We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.

    "Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."

    Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?

    I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.

    Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.

    Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.

    One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.

    How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?

    Person 1: "I love KFC."

    Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"

    Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"

    Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"

    Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"

    Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

    Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."

    Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"

    I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

    1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

    I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.

    Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

    A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

    Fat kid jumps in the pool.

    The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

    The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

    Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...

    "Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"

    I suppose that was a fair compromise!

    My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”

    Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”

    Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

    My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

    Me: O B C D.

    Friend: I broke up with Sara.

    Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.

    Friend: How did her pussy feel?

    Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.

    Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!

    I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.