Support jokes

Why do nuns not wear bras?

God supports everything.

My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"

Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.

I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?

A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"

Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."

The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.

OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!

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I don't got free candy. It costs child support.

This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)

Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?

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Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

Lemme just say one thing:

Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

What makes depressed kids jump?

Bridges!