Support jokes
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Clap em sis!
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Like if you know an orphan.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"