Support jokes
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Like this if you are in foster care.
like this if you have ever been abused.
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺