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Support jokes

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.

Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?

Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.

My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.

His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.

I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"