Support jokes

What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

They both thank you for your financial support.

I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.

Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.

So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

Hang in there, you all, Literally.

Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.

It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.

Tbh they really left me hanging there.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support its family.

My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if you jump and yell "parkour," it’ll just be a failed stunt.

How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.

What did the talking rope say to the man?

"Just hang in there."

My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.

I have an orphan joke.

But it needs parental guidance.

Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...

You are not alone.