Support jokes

me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

Hang in there, you all, Literally.

Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.

It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.

Tbh they really left me hanging there.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support its family.

My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if you jump and yell "parkour," it’ll just be a failed stunt.

How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.

What did the talking rope say to the man?

"Just hang in there."

My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.

I have an orphan joke.

But it needs parental guidance.

Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...

You are not alone.

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.